The Sun Sticker by Arcane Bullshit

“Please Don’t Kill Us Sun” Sticker – by Arcane Bullshit
Pleading. Melting. Glorious.

Every once in a while, a sticker comes along that speaks for all of humanity. This is that sticker.

“Please Don’t Kill Us Sun” is a desperate, sweaty prayer to the flaming sky god who rises each day to incinerate us with reckless enthusiasm. Designed by the sacred trash oracle known as Arcane Bullshit, this sticker is both a cosmic offering and a public service announcement.

Stick it on your water bottle, your car, your ritual fan, or your SPF 1000—anywhere you feel the need to beg the solar overlord for just one more day of not being annihilated.

Details:

• Vinyl sticker of apocalyptic hilarity

• Size: approximately 4 inches of sun-blasted terror

• Weatherproof, waterproof, apocalypse-resistant

• Art by Arcane Bullshit, king of cursed wisdom

• Equal parts warning label, magical incantation, and existential scream

Perfect for: sunscreen witches, sweat-drenched pessimists, sticker hoarders, and anyone who has ever whispered, “Please, no,” at 9 a.m. in July.