The Office of Rural Hauntings ---- Unisex classic tee

Some places are just haunted differently.

The Office of Rural Hauntings investigates apparitions in cornfields, lights moving through abandoned barns, figures standing beside back roads at inappropriate hours, voices coming from empty grain silos, and reports involving livestock that refuse to enter a perfectly normal-looking patch of woods.

Please do not follow lanterns into the field.

Our field staff are trained in property assessment, witness interviews, boundary marking, historical research, and pretending not to notice when the scarecrow changes position between visits.

Common incidents include phantom tractors, roadside women in white, footsteps around isolated houses, unexplained knocking on outbuildings, and “something large” crossing the road where there are no known large things.

**OFFICE OF RURAL HAUNTINGS**

Serving farms, hollows, back roads, and places where the cell signal mysteriously disappears.

If you see someone standing in the field after midnight, no you didn’t.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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