The Department of Cryptid Control & Coexistence Unisex Hoodie

You’ve seen the signs. You’ve heard something screaming in the woods that was absolutely not a fox. Your cousin’s boyfriend swears he hit a six-foot-tall bird with his truck in 2009.

Please do not approach it.

The Department of Cryptid Control & Coexistence is committed to the responsible management of anomalous wildlife, unexplained livestock disturbances, suspicious footprints, inconvenient prophecies, and any large unidentified creature currently blocking a county access road.

Our trained field officers specialize in relocation, habitat preservation, community education, and standing very still while something enormous watches us from the tree line.

**WILDLIFE CONTROL DIVISION**

Protect the cryptids. Protect the public. Fill out the incident report.

And for the love of God, stop feeding them.




Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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