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The Department of Cryptid Control & Coexistence --Dad hat
The Department of Cryptid Control & Coexistence --Dad hat
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You’ve seen the signs. You’ve heard something screaming in the woods that was absolutely not a fox. Your cousin’s boyfriend swears he hit a six-foot-tall bird with his truck in 2009.
Please do not approach it.
The Department of Cryptid Control & Coexistence is committed to the responsible management of anomalous wildlife, unexplained livestock disturbances, suspicious footprints, inconvenient prophecies, and any large unidentified creature currently blocking a county access road.
Our trained field officers specialize in relocation, habitat preservation, community education, and standing very still while something enormous watches us from the tree line.
**WILDLIFE CONTROL DIVISION**
Protect the cryptids. Protect the public. Fill out the incident report.
And for the love of God, stop feeding them.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Please do not approach it.
The Department of Cryptid Control & Coexistence is committed to the responsible management of anomalous wildlife, unexplained livestock disturbances, suspicious footprints, inconvenient prophecies, and any large unidentified creature currently blocking a county access road.
Our trained field officers specialize in relocation, habitat preservation, community education, and standing very still while something enormous watches us from the tree line.
**WILDLIFE CONTROL DIVISION**
Protect the cryptids. Protect the public. Fill out the incident report.
And for the love of God, stop feeding them.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
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