DO NOT SUMMON BEFORE COFFEE --- Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt -- Purple Version

There are rules.

Salt the circle. Know what you’re calling. Keep your protections in place. Do not agree to anything vague, ancient, or legally binding.

And absolutely do not summon before coffee.

No spirits. No demons. No ancestors with opinions. No mysterious entities offering forbidden knowledge before I have had enough caffeine to distinguish revelation from a migraine.

DO NOT SUMMON BEFORE COFFEE

Whatever is beyond the veil can wait until I’m functional.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.