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OFFICE OF RURAL HAUNTINGS ---- Unisex Sweatshirt
OFFICE OF RURAL HAUNTINGS ---- Unisex Sweatshirt
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$30.00 USD
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Some places are just haunted differently.
The Office of Rural Hauntings investigates apparitions in cornfields, lights moving through abandoned barns, figures standing beside back roads at inappropriate hours, voices coming from empty grain silos, and reports involving livestock that refuse to enter a perfectly normal-looking patch of woods.
Please do not follow lanterns into the field.
Our field staff are trained in property assessment, witness interviews, boundary marking, historical research, and pretending not to notice when the scarecrow changes position between visits.
Common incidents include phantom tractors, roadside women in white, footsteps around isolated houses, unexplained knocking on outbuildings, and “something large” crossing the road where there are no known large things.
**OFFICE OF RURAL HAUNTINGS**
Serving farms, hollows, back roads, and places where the cell signal mysteriously disappears.
If you see someone standing in the field after midnight, no you didn’t.A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Office of Rural Hauntings investigates apparitions in cornfields, lights moving through abandoned barns, figures standing beside back roads at inappropriate hours, voices coming from empty grain silos, and reports involving livestock that refuse to enter a perfectly normal-looking patch of woods.
Please do not follow lanterns into the field.
Our field staff are trained in property assessment, witness interviews, boundary marking, historical research, and pretending not to notice when the scarecrow changes position between visits.
Common incidents include phantom tractors, roadside women in white, footsteps around isolated houses, unexplained knocking on outbuildings, and “something large” crossing the road where there are no known large things.
**OFFICE OF RURAL HAUNTINGS**
Serving farms, hollows, back roads, and places where the cell signal mysteriously disappears.
If you see someone standing in the field after midnight, no you didn’t.A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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