OFFICE OF RURAL HAUNTINGS ---- Unisex Hoodie

Some places are just haunted differently.

The Office of Rural Hauntings investigates apparitions in cornfields, lights moving through abandoned barns, figures standing beside back roads at inappropriate hours, voices coming from empty grain silos, and reports involving livestock that refuse to enter a perfectly normal-looking patch of woods.

Please do not follow lanterns into the field.

Our field staff are trained in property assessment, witness interviews, boundary marking, historical research, and pretending not to notice when the scarecrow changes position between visits.

Common incidents include phantom tractors, roadside women in white, footsteps around isolated houses, unexplained knocking on outbuildings, and “something large” crossing the road where there are no known large things.

**OFFICE OF RURAL HAUNTINGS**

Serving farms, hollows, back roads, and places where the cell signal mysteriously disappears.

If you see someone standing in the field after midnight, no you didn’t.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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