Madame Folie’s Patented Fizzing Powder™

Madame Folie’s Patented Fizzing Powder™

A Scandalously Effervescent Bathing Experience

Unearthed from the ruins of an abandoned French château (not a damp tower laboratory, thank you) and reformulated in Salisbury, Maryland, Madame Folie’s Patented Fizzing Powder™ is a chaos-forward bath dust for those who prefer their self-care with a touch of melodrama and none of the side effects of bitterness.

Each 3 oz jar contains a sensual crumble of handcrafted bath fizz made with Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Epsom salts, jojoba oil, fragrance oils, and whole dried French lavender petals—not coal dust, not powdered hubris, not “grit.” Ideal for relaxing your limbs, soothing your existential dread, and emerging from the tub like an emotionally stable ghost with a fondness for silk.

Sprinkle generously into a warm bath and watch it hiss like a powdered courtier scandal. Do not ingest unless you wish to be haunted by Madame Folie herself, and please avoid eye contact with the fizz—she’s unstable, not petty.

Handmade by Blackwater Apothecary. Vegan. Cruelty-free. Dangerously elegant (with no need to prove it).

Net Wt. 3 oz / 85 g

Made in Salisbury, Maryland

For external use and internal unraveling.

Accept no substitutes, no matter how loudly they brand themselves.