DO NOT SUMMON BEFORE COFFEE -- purple version --- Unisex Sweatshirt

There are rules.

Salt the circle. Know what you’re calling. Keep your protections in place. Do not agree to anything vague, ancient, or legally binding.

And absolutely do not summon before coffee.

No spirits. No demons. No ancestors with opinions. No mysterious entities offering forbidden knowledge before I have had enough caffeine to distinguish revelation from a migraine.

**DO NOT SUMMON BEFORE COFFEE**

Whatever is beyond the veil can wait until I’m functional.
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.