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Blackwater Apothecary
Dept of Cryptid Control & Coexistence Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Dept of Cryptid Control & Coexistence Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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You’ve seen the signs. You’ve heard something screaming in the woods that was absolutely not a fox. Your cousin’s boyfriend swears he hit a six-foot-tall bird with his truck in 2009.
Please do not approach it.
The Department of Cryptid Control & Coexistence is committed to the responsible management of anomalous wildlife, unexplained livestock disturbances, suspicious footprints, inconvenient prophecies, and any large unidentified creature currently blocking a county access road.
Our trained field officers specialize in relocation, habitat preservation, community education, and standing very still while something enormous watches us from the tree line.
**WILDLIFE CONTROL DIVISION**
Protect the cryptids. Protect the public. Fill out the incident report.
And for the love of God, stop feeding them.
Info about the shirt itself: You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Please do not approach it.
The Department of Cryptid Control & Coexistence is committed to the responsible management of anomalous wildlife, unexplained livestock disturbances, suspicious footprints, inconvenient prophecies, and any large unidentified creature currently blocking a county access road.
Our trained field officers specialize in relocation, habitat preservation, community education, and standing very still while something enormous watches us from the tree line.
**WILDLIFE CONTROL DIVISION**
Protect the cryptids. Protect the public. Fill out the incident report.
And for the love of God, stop feeding them.
Info about the shirt itself: You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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