County Office of Hex Abatement -- Unisex heavy blend zip hoodie

Every county has departments you never really think about until you need them and the county council doesn't like to talk about.

Roads, Permits & Inspections, Animal Control and their least favorite:

Hex abatement.

The County Office of Hex Abatement handles curses, crossed conditions, suspiciously persistent bad luck, and whatever the hell your neighbor has going on over there.

Please allow 3–5 business days for processing and do not disturb any salt lines placed by county personnel.

Your tax dollars at work and I guarantee some local shitbird with a podcast is gonna be complaining about it at the next council meeting. Guaranteed.

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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