County Office of Hex Abatement -- Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Every county has departments you never really think about until you need them and the county council doesn't like to talk about.

Roads, Permits & Inspections, Animal Control and their least favorite:

Hex abatement.

The County Office of Hex Abatement handles curses, crossed conditions, suspiciously persistent bad luck, and whatever the hell your neighbor has going on over there.

Please allow 3–5 business days for processing and do not disturb any salt lines placed by county personnel.

Your tax dollars at work and I guarantee some local shitbird with a podcast is gonna be complaining about it at the next council meeting. Guaranteed.


You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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