Ass Blaps in the Astral Plane --- Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

🎶🎵 The gods leaned in at the sound of the ass blap... toot toot rise above and pull love from below and above one small gust one holy note I tooted and the angels spoke


Ass Blap in the Astral Plane
My shame dissolved like midnight rain
Don't hold back what needs to pass
even the stars respect that ass. 🎵🎶


You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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