Altered Moments – Reimagined Figurines by Tilted Tulips
Precious memories corrupted for your viewing pleasure.
Altered Moments are Tilted Tulips’ lovingly deranged take on classic Precious Moments figurines. Once sweet porcelain icons of pastel innocence, they’ve been hand-painted, reimagined, and spiritually reprogrammed into bizarre little altar goblins and cursed shelf companions. Each one is a one-of-a-kind art object, lovingly corrupted with brush, vision, and a bit of emotionally chaotic magic.
What once lived in a grandmother’s curio cabinet now lives in the uncanny valley—and it’s THRIVING.
Altered Moment: Zombie with Brain
She’s not dead. She’s just focused.
This reanimated sweetheart was once a wide-eyed cherub of sentimentality—now she’s a fully actualized zombie child clutching a brain like it’s a Build-A-Bear heart. Hand-painted in ashen tones with vacant, soulful eyes, she’s here to serve up a snack and question the fragile boundaries between life, love, and gray matter.
Perfect for: horror fans, brain connoisseurs, collectors of cursed cuteness, or anyone who wants a little necrotic warmth on their shelf.
Tagline:
She has one brain. And it’s yours now.
Altered Moment: Adorable Witch with Cauldron
Double, double, sparkle bubble.
This spooky cutie is a hand-altered precious doll turned tiny, powerful witch, complete with a mini cauldron overflowing with shiny nonsense, spells, and probable curses. Her sweet expression masks unmeasurable power—and possibly a few secrets. She’s here to hex gently, stir dramatically, and protect your crystals like they’re her tiny glittering children.
Perfect for: altar guardianship, spooky cottagecore collectors, or anyone who wants their Halloween a little cuter and a lot weirder.
