{"product_id":"the-office-of-rural-hauntings-dad-hat","title":"The Office of Rural Hauntings ---- Dad hat","description":"Some places are just haunted differently.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Office of Rural Hauntings investigates apparitions in cornfields, lights moving through abandoned barns, figures standing beside back roads at inappropriate hours, voices coming from empty grain silos, and reports involving livestock that refuse to enter a perfectly normal-looking patch of woods.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease do not follow lanterns into the field.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur field staff are trained in property assessment, witness interviews, boundary marking, historical research, and pretending not to notice when the scarecrow changes position between visits.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCommon incidents include phantom tractors, roadside women in white, footsteps around isolated houses, unexplained knocking on outbuildings, and “something large” crossing the road where there are no known large things.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**OFFICE OF RURAL HAUNTINGS**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nServing farms, hollows, back roads, and places where the cell signal mysteriously disappears.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you see someone standing in the field after midnight, no you didn’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003cbr\u003e\n• 6 embroidered eyelets\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable strap with antique buckle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh","brand":"Blackwater Apothecary","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67854228226271,"sku":"7570656_7854","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0445\/4989\/8404\/files\/classic-dad-hat-black-front-6abe6f510564b.jpg?v=1790865251","url":"https:\/\/blackwaterapothecary.com\/products\/the-office-of-rural-hauntings-dad-hat","provider":"Blackwater Apothecary","version":"1.0","type":"link"}